If we were on a coffee date, I'd cry. Because that means today's my due date and I'm sitting at a coffee shop and not having a baby. No offense to you of course.
If we were on a coffee date, I'd probably laugh too because I haven't had the baby yet.
If we were on a coffee date, I'd ask how your week was. What'd you do, what's you accomplish, how's your heart.
If we were on a coffee date I'd ask what you feel about this Election debacle. I've probably tried to avoid the conversation, but it'd probably be on a background TV somewhere so we might as well chat about it. Do you like politics? Do you keep up with them?
If we were on a coffee date I'd probably tell you I use be into politics, back in high school and college. I was like crazy into politics. Like, going to Political Summer Camps crazy. I wanted to be lawyer. And then a lobbyist. And then realized I would probably just be a super angry person if I did all that.
If we were on a coffee date, I'd probably rabbit trail to the movie Suffragette and ask if you'd seen it. Then I'd probably give a caveat that it wasn't as man-hater as I was expecting. Well it was, but you hate the bad men. I really want Ty to watch it.
If we were on a coffee date, my water would break. Maybe. Possibly. Let's just pretend that happens :)
What would you tell me on our coffee date??
-- Original photo via FauxMartha